Showing posts with label iPads and Garter Belts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iPads and Garter Belts. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

An eye for an eye, or in this case, An iPad for a Garter Belt


My darlin' niece,

I just read your blog, beckoning me to bring back Robby's iPad. I am deeply regretful for borrowing it without his knowledge, but when I dropped by to pick up the garter belt that you borrowed over a year ago, I noticed the iPad sitting in a corner gathering dust. I was curious to see what all the iPad-Pod-Phone hoopla was all about, but I couldn't turn the confound thing on! I thought I'd have to continue finding a local pay phone to communicate with the world until I found this little Acer at my friend Mabel's house.

So lets make a deal. I'll bring back Robby's iPad if you hand over my garter belt (if you've stretched it out, you can purchase another one at Walmart). Deal?

I'll be over tomorrow afternoon for a glass of sweet tea before I meet my boyfriend for dinner at The Senior's Bountiful Buffet.

See you soon,


Aunt Eunice.
On life's journey, whether traveling around the world or walking around your block, there's lots to learn about life, faith, friendship and fun! so lets dive into a new ocean together ... and lets keep that body movin'!