Aunt Eunice...Miss South Carolina 1946 |
Hello darlins! I dropped by for a quick visit with my niece, Sharon. I'm sitting in her office while she goes in the kitchen to pour us some un-sweet tea. She's very serious about her health, weight, and her facial situation. It's about time.
I can't stay long ... I'm on my way to the airport to catch a plane for Hollywood. My dear friends Betty White and Lily Tomlin have invited me to spend the week-end at a luxurious spa, all expenses paid. They want to glean all my beauty secrets that I'm compiling into my novel (based on my true story), Luscious to Look At.
I have thousands of beauty secrets but my beauty tip for the day is:
"If you don't want folks to look at your make-up ... go naked!"
Ooops ... Sharon is returning to her office so I better get off her computer. Have a wonderful day, and don't forget to keep slathering lots of Vaseline on your face! You'll be looking twenty-one again in no time!
By the way, I have my very own blog on Sharon's website, so drop by anytime! www.sharonleaf.com
2 comments:
Thanks for the Monday giggle!! Now I'm looking for the vaseline.. ;-)
I'll stick with my bad make-up Job - thanks for your wisdom Aunt Eunice!
Tell Sharon a secret from me...just say "Mona Lisa." :)
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