|Aunt Eunice heading for McCoy's Furniture Mart|
"Aunt Eunice, where are you going?" I asked.
"That announcer said they are having a sale on their sexual sofas, so I'm heading across town to McCoy's Furniture Mart and buy me one!" she announced.
"Aunt Eunice, you must get your hearing aids adjusted. He said they are having a sale on their sectional sofas!"
This encounter with Aunt Eunice reminded me that we must be careful of what we think we hear. Otherwise, we can get ourselves in a whole lot of trouble.
And that's all I'm going to say about that.